Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. Bloodlust

    Bloodlust Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    303
    Mar 19, 2005
    Big Fat hairy prick
    Has Izo as his little bitch
    Rests in hundred piecies


    Next... B0zar!
     
  2. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    35
    Jan 23, 2005
    little chunks of meat
    on the ground when BOZAR strikes
    better luck next time

    next: try myron
     
  3. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Myron doing Jet:
    a biped with no guts and
    acne on his dick.

    Next: PowerFist
     
  4. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Works on batteries
    Like many other items
    Bend over, Ian!

    Next up: the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch [insert unnessecarily long echo]
     
  5. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Apr 3, 2003
    Not really Fallout
    So why is this in here?
    Stupid references

    next up: Lou Tenant
     
  6. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    398
    Oct 10, 2005
    Twisted Supermutant
    Loves causing pain, gives him koy,
    Never did wear that bag.

    Next up: Watershed!

    P.S, thanks to whoever made this a sticky!
    The_Vault_Dweller, thanks, always had real respect for you when I lurked before posting; so praise from you means alot.
     
  7. Hotel California

    Hotel California Mildly Dipped

    530
    Feb 6, 2005
    Trecking through the sewers
    Useless Motel Manager Dude
    Damn bloody manholes

    Next: Tycho
     
  8. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Just another mule
    Not so blind as Ian though
    Glad Raiders shot him

    Next up: the Regulators!
     
  9. citizenkhan

    citizenkhan It Wandered In From the Wastes

    119
    Dec 10, 2005
    Blades at gate again
    Where's Warren G and Nate Dogg?
    Had to regulate


    Next: pigrats
     
  10. Lazarus Plus

    Lazarus Plus The smoovest

    679
    Apr 1, 2005
    The Rat God Commands
    All Pigrats Must Bring More Poofs
    More Cheesy Poofs, NOW!
     
  11. zioburosky13

    zioburosky13 Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 24, 2004
    Pig rat makes nice pet,
    when they are not angry.
    And taste like chicken. :lol:

    Next: Iguana on a stick.
     
  12. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Made from human flesh
    Knowing that is a good thing
    Silly iguana

    Next up: the Vipers!
     
  13. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Ah, a bone knife dipped
    in Pit Viper venom will
    be the death of me.


    Maybe you should use things that were actually implemented into the game, Morpoggel.

    Next: FLOATERS
     
  14. Lazarus Plus

    Lazarus Plus The smoovest

    679
    Apr 1, 2005
    floaters are evil
    take three gauss shots in the eyes
    no, not fair at all

    Next: The concept of making a haiku about a post apoctalyptic RPG.
     
  15. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    It's hard to make sense
    in a wasteland of haikus,
    Falloutish or not.

    Next: Psycho
     
  16. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    442
    Jul 20, 2003
    (The concept of making a haiku about a post apoctalyptic RPG.)

    Both easy and hard
    Sing of life of dead world
    Deep, random, or both?
     
  17. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    A true Fallout fan will be able to make a haiku about it ;)

    Anyhoo... Psycho:

    Make soldiers stronger
    Make Vault Dweller addicted
    Thank you army guys

    Next up: the Combat Knife!
     
  18. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    442
    Jul 20, 2003
    [Combat Knife]
    Why would one bother
    By the time you get that knife
    You have sledgehammer (<-- next up)
     
  19. Elissar

    Elissar Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Aug 31, 2003
    Sleek, sharp and sexy,
    Slashing, stabbing and cutting,
    Quickly ends some life.

    Next up: Power Armor

    (PS: some of you REALLY need to pay attention to the 5:7:5 structure of a haiku.)
     
  20. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    442
    Jul 20, 2003
    [Power Armor]
    With such great power
    Comes responsibility:
    Use gatling laser (<-- next up, along with Sledgehammer)