Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Each and every night
    I play with myself, thumbing
    through an old Cat's Paws.

    Next topic: how does one recharge the car?
     
  2. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Take one battery
    Jam it in the car's engine
    Engine go vroom vroom

    Here's the Elan version:

    Use, use, use the battery on the car!

    Anyhoo, next up is the .223 FMJ!
     
  3. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Paper or body
    We whack off to either one
    both nice to look at

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  4. Lazarus Plus

    Lazarus Plus The smoovest

    679
    Apr 1, 2005
    my statistic is
    pointless; lifegiver, alpha
    and omega, man
     
  5. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Oopsies, why did I do the cats paw for .233?

    It is an ammo
    i think used in hunting gun
    and pistol from farmer

    next: myron. myron baby myron.
     
  6. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Myron, the jet guy,
    Who made millions of people,
    Addicted to jet.

    Next: sawn-off shotgun
     
  7. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    398
    Oct 10, 2005
    Blow opponents away
    Tacky version of shotgun
    Still fun all the same.

    Next up: New Reno
     
  8. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    New Reno, my home!
    Plenty of sex, drugs and crime,
    And also a porn house!

    Next: Vic the Trader
     
  9. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    35
    Jan 23, 2005
    who is that fat guy?
    vic the mastermechanic,
    can't you really tell?

    next: biomed gel
     
  10. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Keep your eye in it
    Or your brain if you'd rather
    Oh look, a robot

    Next up: Vertibirds!
     
  11. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    35
    Jan 23, 2005
    Who-ooo-ooo-ooo-oosh
    what the hell was that, a bird?
    yes, a vertibird

    next: some more about vertibirds :D
     
  12. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Like a dragonfly
    Only slightly different
    Enclave's main transport

    Next up: the intro movie from Fallout 2 where those people leave the Vault and get mown down!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
     
  13. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Opening the Vault,
    Wasn't a smart thing to do,
    As they got mown down.

    Alrighty, next: Water Traders
     
  14. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    What's the reason
    for this thread being stickied.
    I don't get it, yo.
     
  15. Unkillable Cat

    Unkillable Cat Mildly Dipped

    562
    Jan 5, 2004
    Water Traders:

    I don't like the bastards
    I'm gonna shoot the bastards
    BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!!

    Next haiku: Wanamingos.
     
  16. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Fuck Wanamingos!
    I'll make them eat shit and die!
    Alien faggots!

    :roll:

    Jeez... the quality of these haikus is getting lower and lower all the time.

    I should have really gone for this one:

    Fuck Wanamingos!
    I'll fist their stinking assholes
    with my CattleProd!


    Next: How to survive in the Wasteland?
     
  17. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    35
    Jan 23, 2005
    Pack some jet and stimps,
    reload your pipe rifle gun,
    and you're fixed to go

    Wasteland, endless desert,
    Travelling through it is tough,
    'til you get a car.

    Hope you got some cells,
    cause if you run out of fuel,
    creatures of desert await.

    *edited* made it longer

    next: chrysalis highwayman's trunk usage
     
  18. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Yeah, ammo storage
    But also good for neat parts
    Damn, it disappeared

    If I recall correctly, there was a bug where the trunk would disappear in certain towns... anyhoo...

    Next up: Mutated Toe
     
  19. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Walk in toxic cave
    foot sore cured in vault city
    give it to frankey



    Next: Skilldex
     
  20. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    35
    Jan 23, 2005
    one two three four five
    which will help, steal or repair?
    guess i'll go for steal

    next: The Masticator