Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Ok. Who would win.

    Army of D&D wizards OR modern real world military!
     
  2. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
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    Likely story, Wikipedia.
     
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  3. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    D&D duh.

    "I cast magic missile and kill the president"

    A guy I used to know his last name was Cummings.
     
  4. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Well, I would have said there are many militarys out there, but right now Russia is getting their ass kicked ... so I doubt they could deal with Wizards.
     
  5. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010

     
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  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
  7. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    Hoboglomos plan to get people ignore Biden's bungling of inflation was this?
     
  8. Risewild

    Risewild Carbon Dated and Proud
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Depends on the level of the wizards. If it's an army of wizards that can cast level 9 spells, then the RW military would be doomed.

    With spells like "Time Stop", "Teleport Circle" "Dominate & Hold Monster", "Summon Monster IX", "Gate", "Shapechange", "Wail of the Banshee", "Weird", "Etherealness", "Wish", etc. The wizards can travel themselves and transport others and equipment instantly, control enemies, insta-kill tons of people, summon a lot of super powerful creatures and demons (that are immune to all real-world damage types), break the laws of physics, turn themselves into powerful fantasy creatures and become immune to non-magical damage, etc.

    And that's not even touching all the lower spell levels before 9. With stuff like making an undead army with tons of immunities, invisibility, tons of AOE damage, tons of different ways of disabling enemies, spying in ways nothing in the real world can counter or even be aware of, etc. :V
     
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  9. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    *Splits Atom*
    Check Mix, Nerds.
     
  10. Risewild

    Risewild Carbon Dated and Proud
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    Jun 14, 2014
    Nukes are still NOT a magical damage type, which means that even nukes couldn't hurt something that has damage immunity to "not magic" damage.
    Or if the wizards are in the ethereal plane, nukes can't reach different planes of existence either. Or as I mentioned before, wizards can cast Time Stop before the nukes explode, and then teleport those nukes to the enemy side.

    No, not even nukes could defeat an army of high level wizards.

    And then there's equipment high level wizards can have with them. A ring of 9 lives allows the user to be auto resurrected 9 times before "death", for example.
     
  11. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    congrats, first you get atomized by the blast then resurrect 9 times to melt to radiation poisoning. Looks like Science wins again.
     
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  12. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
  13. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    The only good thing about Covid was that no one gave a fuck about movie stars.
     
  14. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Speak for yourself. Plenty of people still give a fuck about movie stars or they would not watch their movies. Movie stars are just people with money which is why you dislike them tee hee.
     
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  15. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
     
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  16. Risewild

    Risewild Carbon Dated and Proud
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Who cares about Russia and Ukraine? That's all old news.
    What's trending now is Will Smith's slap.

    Sanctions against Will Smith's "aggression" will start soon. Or will it be sanctions against Chris Rock for being "offensive"?
    Sanction both!
     
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  17. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
  18. Mστh

    Mστh Forum DM Moderator [REDACTED]

    370
    Mar 8, 2022


    I've yet to meet a Richard Tucker in real life, but I'm sure there's one out there.
     
  19. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Imagine if not Chris Rock, but the acutual Rock made the joke.

    Will Smith to his wife : No honey, it was really a funny joke.
     
  20. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    I don't think The Rock would make bald jokes tho....