Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Ok. Who would win.

Army of D&D wizards OR modern real world military!

 

Likely story, Wikipedia.

 

Well, I would have said there are many militarys out there, but right now Russia is getting their ass kicked ... so I doubt they could deal with Wizards.

 

Hoboglomos plan to get people ignore Biden's bungling of inflation was this?

 

Depends on the level of the wizards. If it's an army of wizards that can cast level 9 spells, then the RW military would be doomed.

With spells like "Time Stop", "Teleport Circle" "Dominate & Hold Monster", "Summon Monster IX", "Gate", "Shapechange", "Wail of the Banshee", "Weird", "Etherealness", "Wish", etc. The wizards can travel themselves and transport others and equipment instantly, control enemies, insta-kill tons of people, summon a lot of super powerful creatures and demons (that are immune to all real-world damage types), break the laws of physics, turn themselves into powerful fantasy creatures and become immune to non-magical damage, etc.

And that's not even touching all the lower spell levels before 9. With stuff like making an undead army with tons of immunities, invisibility, tons of AOE damage, tons of different ways of disabling enemies, spying in ways nothing in the real world can counter or even be aware of, etc.

 

*Splits Atom*
Check Mix, Nerds.

 

Nukes are still NOT a magical damage type, which means that even nukes couldn't hurt something that has damage immunity to "not magic" damage.
Or if the wizards are in the ethereal plane, nukes can't reach different planes of existence either. Or as I mentioned before, wizards can cast Time Stop before the nukes explode, and then teleport those nukes to the enemy side.

No, not even nukes could defeat an army of high level wizards.

And then there's equipment high level wizards can have with them. A ring of 9 lives allows the user to be auto resurrected 9 times before "death", for example.

 

congrats, first you get atomized by the blast then resurrect 9 times to melt to radiation poisoning. Looks like Science wins again.

 

The only good thing about Covid was that no one gave a fuck about movie stars.

 

Who cares about Russia and Ukraine? That's all old news.
What's trending now is Will Smith's slap.

Sanctions against Will Smith's "aggression" will start soon. Or will it be sanctions against Chris Rock for being "offensive"?
Sanction both!

 

I've yet to meet a Richard Tucker in real life, but I'm sure there's one out there.

 

Imagine if not Chris Rock, but the acutual Rock made the joke.

Will Smith to his wife : No honey, it was really a funny joke.

 

I don't think The Rock would make bald jokes tho....