The Last of Us 2 - Two cowgirls murdering each other's loved ones

Discussion in 'General Gaming and Hardware Forum' started by CT Phipps, Jun 20, 2020.

  1. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Fossil

    Mar 16, 2013
    By that point in the film my eyes were already strained from the blinding amount of fanservice so it barely registered
     
  2. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Sep 17, 2016
    My opinion was it would have been nice to have Natasha there.
     
  3. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Fossil

    Mar 16, 2013
    Bro she was dead
     
  4. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    They could have propped her corpse up on sticks and puppet'd it around.
     
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  5. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Couldn't they just pluck her out of a universe where she didn't die?
    I forgot, Scar Jo is 35, they can't have her front anything else, and she doesn't have GOOP money so they have to kill her off.
     
  6. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Fossil

    Mar 16, 2013
    They should have interrupted the wamen shot with a hard cut to Natasha's mangled corpse on voromir, held it for a few seconds and then cut back. Make sure to get all the ladies in there!
     
  7. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    STRONK WOMYN POSE! *Cut back to the splattered remains of black widow as the vultures fight over her corpse and the buzzing of flies fills the air*
     
  8. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Sep 17, 2016
    Random aside but I actually utterly lost my love of The Bourne Identity series because they killed Julia Stiles' character because she was too old to be Bourne's love interest.

    I was like, "Julia fucking Stiles is too old? Fuck this series."
     
  9. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Meanwhile Jeremy Renner's lame ass releases a shitty rock album and he is almost 50 "Mmmm yes, he will get a tv show for himself".
     
  10. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Sep 17, 2016
    I had a similar reaction where Bond's true love is a woman half his age when he sleeps with Monica belluci in the same movie.
     
  11. SquidVan

    SquidVan Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin

    Jun 1, 2018
    I’m kinda mad at y’all for having this be the most active thread on here since politics/corona lmao
     
  12. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Sep 17, 2016
    Any other games worth talking about?

    Edit:

    Zero Punctuation review.

     
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  13. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Wait, retro actively making her a lesbian? Did he not play the first game or what?
     
  14. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    CP Thipps said they made her one later after the game came out.
     
  15. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Happy Family Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    I think I am retroactively a lesbian in another timeline. In that timeline there are better games to talk about than this one, but people don't talk about those games because there is no controversy around them.
     
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  16. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    She states she doesn't like men in the base game and on the DLC she sucks face with a girl, and that game came out like 7 years ago, no idea how you can say they retroactively made her a lesbian in this one.
     
  17. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Pseud

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    Mar 9, 2018
  18. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Sep 17, 2016
    No, they revealed it in the DLC. I remember how so many video game forumites were HORRIFIED by their fantasy daughter turning out to be gay.

    I thought it was ridiculous that they said it was a retcon of the main game.

    I wish there was talk about Mafia III's Definitive Edition.

    Love that game.
     
  19. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    I wish we could talk about the Trails series but that's weeb shit that requires hundreds of hours of playing multiple games to do it.
     
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  20. Lidku

    Lidku Wasteland Sniper

    90
    Sep 4, 2019


    Yongyea's take on the TLOU2. To summarize: technical execution is good, but TLOU2 story was unfocused, was too much a meta-commentary, and poorly paced.
     
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