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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Briosafreak, Jun 15, 2003.
Fuck off nerd
My favourite part of being in Florida is being able to wear Hawaiian shirts basically constantly without judgement.
I have a teal one that makes me look like Tommy Vercetti.
Unfortunately in Massachusetts wearing a Hawaiian shirt brings judgement.
All chill down here in Margaritaville till you have to beat a snake to death with a golf club
Colonists coming here and damaging our ecosystem, wtf!
Considering the way it was literally going out of it's way to attack me for no reason I have to assume it was a former flatmate of mine transformed to assassinate me. Either that or a literal symbol of evil.
Either way didn't matter when I gave it the Andrew Ryan treatment
Aw, poor snake
You should have accepted your fate, dude. You'd probably even have had time to get into a nice comfy position on your back, with your hands held together on your chest.
(I'm realizing I've never had an animal actually try to kill me. I've had a small lap dog chase me on my bike, I guess that comes close, and I've had very small *delusional* spiders show off their lil feet and stuff, with an intention to attack, I guess. Haven't even been stung by wasps, and I'm not counting mosquitos or gnats, cus they aren't really trying to off you.
I HAVE had a wolf-fish swim towards me very slowly, with 100% intention of eating me whole, but it was in a fish tank, and very, very slow. Slow enough to pet, in its sluggish attempts at eating my hand.)
My neighbor’s Husky tried to kill me. It got free and mauled my ass. When they finally came out the of the house I was beating the fuck out of it; I got sent to the hospital because it ripped my stomach open and gashed my arms, I took its eye, most of its teeth, and broke its leg and one of its ribs.
The kicker (haha) is that the owners got pissed at ME, as though I attacked the dog for no damn reason.
I should’ve made a necklace out of its lost teeth just to taunt them, but after the shock wore off and the ambulance and cops came, I was acutely aware of how much blood I’d lost.
Fuckin animals, man.
EDIT: I somehow mixed up a Great Dane with a Husky, fixed now. I think he took some of my brain too because those dogs are nothing alike.
Holy shit Arthur, is this recent?
I only got butt-bitten once by a random dog, but cus I was (hoping to) use a shortcut through some semi-wooden corner in a neighborhood, like a lil path, at night, and in this path was an old with a terrified look on his face, just standing there, but I was allready commited, I was in between the trees, he had a dog in a leish, average natural type, like ol' hunter breeds, super-tense - eyes switching between his owner and me - so I'm like, if I u-turn now, I'll make it worse, so I do my VERY BEST *I'm disinterested in interaction* act, walk paaast, and as I move away, the dog snaps me in a butt-cheek, then sort of jumps back, to stare confusedly at his old man owner, who's still just gaping terrifiedly at the night, still not moving, mind you, and I hurried away with my hurting butt.
That was the only time I got bit by a dog, even though it un-bit me almost as soon as it happened, which is all weird, cus it was hard enough to bruise through the clothes, felt like a hard kick actually, so, way past the limits of being a warning, but it let go so fast, I can only surmise the dog was essentially a good-boy-doggy who was just confused by the "D:"-face of his old owner, who was having... some issue... I guess, standing in the woods at night, and then snapped at the closest thing that *probably* was the source of the discomfort, untill realizing that I was just as confused and discomforted as everybody else.
Nah, happened about 2 years ago. The scars on my arms have faded, but the ones on my torso are likely never going to.
The solution here guys is to follow in the steps of Driver Nephi and tell these beasts to get fucked
I read that as “genocide all life on Earth” and it made my pp tingle
Going for the lockdown look
You look way better with beard than shaved. That being said, you should trim it a bit, especially that godawful moustache.
Got a trim
The face of a lad who's not heard his tinnitus in several days and is just straight up vibin
These came in the mail today, ordered them a week ago for about $26. Also got a $100 wine voucher that I don't know what to do with.