Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    The Masticator
    will get my Vindicator
    up his asshole, yo!


    :roll:

    Uh-hm...

    Next up: Minigun
     
  2. Unkillable Cat

    Unkillable Cat Mildly Dipped

    Jan 5, 2004
    What a lovely thing
    So sleek and long and heavy
    Really makes my day

    (better?)

    Next up: The Bridgekeeper.
     
  3. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    The Bridgekeeper's robes
    will be yours for a riddle -
    the answer explodes.


    Next: fluffer (FO2)
     
  4. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    sorry, too little FO2 prolly, for i have no idea what fluffers are..and nobody has posted for over a day :/ so i'll just ask - what are fluffers? :P
     
  5. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Jeez. New Reno. The Golden Globes. One can work there as a fluffer. And what exactly does a fluffer do, you ask? A fluffer sucks cock. No, really. A fluffer sucks cock to keep the dicks of porn stars hard until the porn actresses come up and do their thing.

    :roll:

    That's all.

    Maybe someone should just do a haiku about good ol' Marcus.
     
  6. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 21, 2005
    This job really sucks
    And that line was really lame
    Should have gone with Marc(us)

    Ok, that one really sucked...

    Anyhoo, next up: good ol' Marcus!
     
  7. Lukus

    Lukus Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Orderite

    May 11, 2003
    Ye good old Marcus
    Always with being ugly
    Vatted as he was.

    Next up: Cassidy
     
  8. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Good ol' Cassidy!
    Shotgun weilding psychopath,
    Yet drugs fuck him up.

    Next: Corsican Brothers Porno place in New Reno
     
  9. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    'T was at the Golden Globes
    that poisoned I became
    from fluffing in the dark.


    Damn them rhyme schemes! :evil:

    At the Golden Globes
    my Cattle Prod examined
    a mutant's black hole.


    That's better.

    Or better yet:

    At the Golden Globes
    I fucked a bitch up the butt
    and became famous.


    Alright! :D

    Next: the boattrip to the Enclave
     
  10. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Fuck it was boring,
    Masturbated eighteen times
    While Sulik pole danced...

    Next: keep this subject going.
     
  11. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    But between wanking
    There was much to see outside,
    Like three-headed birds

    next: there's still a lot more to write about that subject :D
     
  12. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    I got to oil rig
    faces on the pipes watch me
    Now im the oil rig

    I have been going
    around in desert for days
    dogmeat now looks hawt

    traveling in the
    wasteland for quite some time now
    wish I got mira

    Next: sex and/or fallout
     
  13. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Masturbation is
    never as good as real sex
    STDs aren't fun...

    Keep this topic going
     
  14. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 21, 2005
    Oh look, a Brahmin
    Let's make sure no-one sees me
    He, Brahmin tipping

    Ha, bet you thought I was gonna do something else, right? :P

    Next up: the Toxic Caves (and if you'd like, the underground storage facility you can find there)
     
  15. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    No. Why should've we? :roll:


    Anyways: Toxic Caves

    Gecko infested
    Hell hole where the green goo burns
    And radiates you.

    EDIT:
    Next: Seeing as I didn't cover the underground storage area, that's whats up next...
     
  16. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    No point going down there,
    Nothing amusing to see,
    Do some Jet instead.

    next: gecko skinning then
     
  17. 2b4k^

    2b4k^ First time out of the vault

    Mar 5, 2006
    Inhale the Jet
    Reload my Bozar and burst
    No more skin left

    Next up: the gigantic footprint
     
  18. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    What the fuck is that?
    An ancient settlement or
    Godzilla's footprint?

    Next: bottlecaps
     
  19. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    "I'll have a beer, please"
    "That will be 10 bottle caps, sir"
    "Here you go, barkeep"

    next: marcus + minigun
     
  20. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Oct 10, 2005
    Awesome killingfest
    Better at team kills than Ian
    I gotta go hide.

    Next up: Katja